Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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