I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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