I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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