now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Randomize