i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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