kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
