Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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