yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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