He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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