I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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