How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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