so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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