I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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