well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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