K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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