all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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