i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
People in love make me want to vomit
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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