ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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