Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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