How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm bleeding and have questions
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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