Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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