Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can text with my tongue
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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