i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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