I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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