If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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