I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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