doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thus making me awesome and them whores
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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