i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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