There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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