You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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