the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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