Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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