thus making me awesome and them whores
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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