Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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