I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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