yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Farmville is her only friend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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