This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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