Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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