Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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