Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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