I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
now i know why i became what i already was.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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