did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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