Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
is it fun? or sober?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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