Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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