Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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