is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
How's work?
Spinning.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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