She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
