It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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