I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I puked a lego.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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