I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize