what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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