My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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