i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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